Remember the last time when you were at a friend's place for dinner and were served with so bad a dish that you almost wished to have rather taken birth as the chicken on your plate rather than the one who had to eat that chicken. Think of that dish which made you envy the luck of all those 6 billion living people which were not in that room with you and those 100 million dead ones who never had to come face to face with the cruel reality of how bad things could really get. Now multiply the putridness of that dish by the avogadro's number and you will start to get a rough estimate of how screwed-up we managed to make our last culinary experiment.
Yes, I have to say. The world has finally witnessed the nadir of human creativity. Note this day down in your history books for there shall be a day when you or one of your descendents will be asked in an interview, "So what would you consider the most incredibly stupid act of all of humanity". And if, driven by a lack of knowledge, the answer which is blurted out is one of the following : 'Holocaust', or 'Nuclear bomb on Japan' or 'Friends', or 'Karan Johar and Ekta Kapoor', I am afraid, but it will be met with a cold, incredulous, almost sympathetic stare. You shall be corrected as: 'Why? don't you remember the 13th of November, 2006 A.D. when Ankit and K2 managed to show the world that everytime anyone had ever thought that things could not go any worse, they had underestimated the genius of the two aforementioned people by a factor of 10'.
To cut a long story short, from a perfectly harmless assortment of Onions, tomatoes, chicken and a few other peripherals, we managed to concoct something so grosely disgusting that its occurance probably lies at minus inifnity on a normally distributed probability curve. The only constructive result that we could boast off from the experiment was probably the fact that the world was freed of two burnt cooking utensils.
It was really an eye opener. One of the few occassions wherein you just have to give in to the force of nature and your sheer helplessness against it.
Yes, I have to say. The world has finally witnessed the nadir of human creativity. Note this day down in your history books for there shall be a day when you or one of your descendents will be asked in an interview, "So what would you consider the most incredibly stupid act of all of humanity". And if, driven by a lack of knowledge, the answer which is blurted out is one of the following : 'Holocaust', or 'Nuclear bomb on Japan' or 'Friends', or 'Karan Johar and Ekta Kapoor', I am afraid, but it will be met with a cold, incredulous, almost sympathetic stare. You shall be corrected as: 'Why? don't you remember the 13th of November, 2006 A.D. when Ankit and K2 managed to show the world that everytime anyone had ever thought that things could not go any worse, they had underestimated the genius of the two aforementioned people by a factor of 10'.
To cut a long story short, from a perfectly harmless assortment of Onions, tomatoes, chicken and a few other peripherals, we managed to concoct something so grosely disgusting that its occurance probably lies at minus inifnity on a normally distributed probability curve. The only constructive result that we could boast off from the experiment was probably the fact that the world was freed of two burnt cooking utensils.
It was really an eye opener. One of the few occassions wherein you just have to give in to the force of nature and your sheer helplessness against it.
9 comments:
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Am glad you didnt try any of these things in your past days at Mysore.
Other wise I too would have ended up being a accused culprit on this blog.
Thankfully I escaped unscathed.
Although you did not mention the after effects of the horrific action on your stomach :).
Thankfully, 'Temptations' kept me from falling to my Temptations :). kya din the boss... green leaf waale...
and thus comes to light the culinary skills of gourmet Ankit! I always knew it but this time you said it yourself. ha ha ha
@ankit: Gosh you really are funny. And you managed to turn such a 'distasteful' culinary experiment into something this comic. You made me smile.
Lol...Now I am not sure if I should extends my sympathies to you guys or the poor chicken whole life was gone for sucha wothless cause(or no-cause?)!:)
-Sparsh
@Amit: I hope you remember Pheonix... I shall rise from the ashes... don't you worry :)
@Aabeirah: Bad times become all too consuming if you cannot even laugh at them, isn't... :)
@Sparsh: I am ready to trade places with that chicken anyday :)...
*bow* to ur writing !!
u can start writing columns in magazines and become an expert columnist ! :)
@doodler: Saras, thanks for compliment. I am sure you were just pulling my legs :)... you should upgrade to Blogger beta. I am not able to see the link to your blog here.
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